I will mostly be marking the guesstimated birthday of some Middle Eastern bloke who apparently said a bunch of stuff that I don’t believe, and I will do so by means of consumption and idleness.
(Actually, I mark a lot of things with consumption and idleness. Like weekends. Or evenings.)
But work is now over until the new year, and thank Christ for that.
Tomorrow I’ll post a special festive game for any of you bored and desperate enough to care.