Friday, December 07, 2007

Where the heart is

Today:

The Tories have launched a review aimed at speeding up the way homes are bought and sold in England and Wales. The party has recruited property expert Kirstie Allsopp to help come up with ideas to make the process less expensive and stressful

Well, OK. If they want to help me, they can start by kneecapping the guy I’m trying to buy a flat off. Then they can firebomb the freehold management company. And, most of all, they can take the estate agent out and shoot him. That would ease my stress, or at least distract me from it. Do that, and I’ll happily cast aside all my principles and vote Tory.

The property market really teaches you the meaning of hatred.

2 comments:

Cassilis said...

If Tebbit was still in charge that might make it into policy....

Andre said...

LOL I take it you're discovering the 'joys' of house hunting. Welcome to my world lol.