Lovely spam, wonderful spam...

A nice gentleman from the Ivory Coast has emailed me to ask whether I can help him to move “USD$11.million 500,000 Dollars” out of the country. Well, I doubt it: I have a couple of suitcases but no car.

But what caught my eye was the email subject line:

PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANTS IN THE NAME OF GOD

If this guy thinks I have any assistants, he really hasn’t looked at our office organogram properly.