What a muppet

The Muppet Personality Test (via Mars Hill) says: “You are Scooter. Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick. You're always willing to lend a helping hand. In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going.”

Scooter?? I wanted to be Fozzie or Gonzo (when I was a kid). Or Statler and/or Waldorf (when I was a self-consciously jaded student). Recount!