Thursday, January 18, 2007

Celebrity Brain Rot

A round-up of this week’s top stories.

‘Prominent’ Lib Dem MP still involved with ‘singer’
Pictured this week in Pictures Of People Who’ve Been Pictured In Magazines Magazine, he said that the relationship was “not some sort of joke”. He declined to say the same of his career.

Cosmologist has a crack at climatology
The state of the Earth has been gloomily assessed by an expert on the rest of the entire universe. How difficult can it be?

Slow news week misery averted by nasty people being filmed saying nasty things
A few ill-educated commoners have failed to conceal their prejudices while on television. Some of those involved had been on television before. The UN has described the situation as “the greatest humanitarian crisis since Bono couldn’t remember whether Darfur was in west or south Sudan”.

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