Cameron’s revelation

Well, I think it’s wonderful. The fact that a teenage druggie from an estate (alright, a country estate rather than a council one) can rise all the way to become a major party leader attests to how social mobility has increased under Labour.

Under the last Tory government, the best that a former young offenders’ institution inmate could manage was junior ministerial aide.

Let’s just hope it doesn’t go to his head.