Middle of the road

In the interests of balance…

You can sign the anti-road-pricing petition here: “We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Scrap the planned vehicle tracking and road pricing policy.”

Or there’s a pro-road-pricing petition here: “We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Introduce road pricing nationwide and channel the money into improving public transport and conditions for walking and cycling.”

But if roads aren’t a big issue for you, there’s always this: “We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to enter Darts in the 2012 London Olympics.”

I don’t know whether this means that darts should be in the Olympics or that Tony himself should be a competitor, but how could you possibly argue with either?