Thursday, November 22, 2007

Footy silver linings

  • McClaren is gone. Thi-i-i-i-ings can only get better.
  • Angry bigoted hooligans looking for extra scapegoats can’t possibly blame the Jews.
  • We’re still better than Andorra!
  • The Scots didn’t qualify either, after their humiliating defeat by, er, Italy.
  • We won’t be subjected to weeks of painfully tenuously football-themed ads on TV next summer.
  • We won’t have to watch David ‘I’m An Ordinary Bloke’ Cameron and Gordon ‘I Love Ingerland’ Brown trying to out-fan each other.
  • We’ll be able to go to a pub on a Saturday afternoon and actually have a conversation.

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