Who will answer the 3am call?

Not Hillary, despite her earlier campaign ads. And not me, either.

Assuming that it actually goes ahead, the first presidential debate will be tonight, and I’d been planning to liveblog it. But it turns out that the bloody thing starts at three in the morning. So I think that, whichever of McCain and Obama impresses or trips up, I will certainly prove my own unfitness to lead the free world through any wee-hours emergencies that might erupt.