You can tell they’re useless just by looking at them

I’ve just had a client query the type size on a brochure we’re doing for her. She’s worried about the “visibly impaired”.

Another nice source of linguistic fun (yes, I’m that sort of person) is the live subtitling on TV. A demanding job, and there are inevitably slips. Lately at the gym I’ve seen a Sri Lankan politician supposedly saying “Ice pick to you on this historic day”, and some churchy-type person talking about “fake issues”.