Joining the propertied (and indebted) classes

So, I’ve finally had an offer on a flat accepted, although not without a small bidding war. But the sack of imaginary cash I waved at them seemed to do the trick. Now of course I need to make that sack less imaginary and to find out whether this place is actually worth the money that I’m spending on finding out whether it’s worth the money… Welcome to Mortgage and Conveyancing Hell.

I feel a bit like this guy from XKCD: