I Pledge – Because I’m Worth It

Oh. My. Dear. God.



I want to kill them all, and then sell my soul and any number of my internal organs to a necromancer in order to bring them all back to life, just so that I can kill them all again, and then immediately die of acute internal organ loss so that I don’t have to live any longer with the awful memory of seeing this video.

I presume they’re all celebrities; I barely recognise half of them. But who else could possibly combine such casual self-importance with voices that are even less human than their Botoxic faces?

Where’s Charlie Brooker when you need him?

(Via here and here and here.)