Monday, July 27, 2009

Comedy

The Guardian has published some readers’ jokes. My favourites:

I've just realised that tofu is overrated. It's literally just a curd to me.

Recent research has shown that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it and the other to hold his penis. I mean ladder.

I also like The Onion’s buyout by the Chinese government:

Potato-Faced Youngster Lauded For Memorizing Primitive 26-Character Alphabet

Grandfather Disrespected In Own Home

Internet Adds 12th Website

Toddler Chokes To Death On Plastic Taiwanese-Made Toy