Single-act

A ‘lifestyle’ piece at MSN (I swear I don’t normally read these things, it just popped up after I closed my hotmail, honest) has the headline: “Secrets To Happy Single-hood”.

The first line reads: “It’s only when you’re content that you’ll meet The One. Here, our expert shares a plan to help you do just that.”

I’m sure there’s something conceptually wrong with this somewhere.